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GENERAL INFORMATION
1. NAME: Kris
2: AGE: 24
3. LOCATION: Shoreline, Washington
4: GENDER: Male
5: SEXUALITY: Whatever I finds, I keeps

FAVORITES:
1. TYPE OF BEER: Natty Ice
2. DINOSAUR: T-Rex
3: MUSIC TO LISTEN TO WHILE YOU ARE DRUNK: Yahoo LaunchCast
4. TYPE OF STD: Nymphomania

OTHER INFORMATION:
1. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU AREN'T DRUNK: Bitch about how bad I want to get drunk and write screenplays
2: HOW MANY CASE RACES HAVE YOU WON: Every one I've entered
3. WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR SHOTGUN VIRGINITY: When I was 14
4: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU THROWN UP AND WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT: Four times because I was too drunk to know better
5. WHAT TIME DO YOU THINK THE PARTY SHOULD END: Before I start to get a headache and sober up
6. BIGGEST TURN ON: Ear licking
7. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WERE IN A PRIOR LIFE: That guy who cleaned out the bathrooms on the Titanic

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WHY DO YOU WANT IN? I likes my beer and I beers my like.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOU:
I'm up to eight beers without puking. Twice that without so much as a hangover the next day.
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